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My Pastor was .... "Pastor-napped?"
0 Comments Published by teenacity on March 27, 2007 at 10:53 AM.
Monday, the 5th of March 2007 spelt "YAWN" on many of our foreheads, but at the Flatfish Communications office, it spelt "CHAOS". As I stepped into the office, I was greeted by Web Designer, Mr. Rayson, who, ever faithfully(routinely) gave me the "Yo, 'ssup." I'm no mind reader, but he couldn't careless.
*Mr.Rayson giving the "Yo, 'ssup."
*Mr.Rayson giving the "Yo, 'ssup."
Successfully making my way past the 'security area' (it takes a genius to bypass the security system, trust me), I skipped my way to Pastor Andy's office space. On reaching the door, my jaw just dropped like a tonne of bricks into the ground.
The 'security' area
What on earth happened here? My mind just went bonkers. A crime-scene it was! Here's what I expected to see :
Pastor Andy working as hard as ever.
Camera & Video tricks out of the picture(Alvin Keng & Acts TV crew were equally puzzled) -Pastor Andy was MISSING! What's worse? Someone else was sitting in his place!
Strange Orange M&M creature in Pastor Andy's seat!
"Who the world was that seated on his chair? The big fat red button was hit and national security were called in. The 3 Prime Suspects were :
1. Fatimah and the Sista'z . ( Also known as the "kakaks", the new clean-up crew.)
2. Teenacity folk (They're everywhere.)
3. Mr. Rayson*(constantly avoiding eye-contact, he's definately a prime suspect)
Who do you think it was?
[Rekha Anthea hops on to the drumset just in time to give us the DRUMROLL.]
It was........ the TEENACITY folks. No Suprise. Fatimah, the Sista'z and Mr.Rayson* aren't even in the same "crazy league" as these people. They're just outta the world!
As for the disappearance of Pastor Andy, the CSI experts through a hidden clue, have come to only one conclusion : Pastor Andy IS the Orange M&M.
But HOW? The high level intake of Hot Lemon Tea(Teh-O-Limau-Panas) combined with the increasing amount of "Teh Tarik" in his system has caused a chemical imbalance, bringing out an alter-ego character(Orange M&M) that comes to life only on MONDAYs.
What on earth happened here? My mind just went bonkers. A crime-scene it was! Here's what I expected to see :
Pastor Andy working as hard as ever.
Camera & Video tricks out of the picture(Alvin Keng & Acts TV crew were equally puzzled) -Pastor Andy was MISSING! What's worse? Someone else was sitting in his place!
Strange Orange M&M creature in Pastor Andy's seat!
"Who the world was that seated on his chair? The big fat red button was hit and national security were called in. The 3 Prime Suspects were :
1. Fatimah and the Sista'z . ( Also known as the "kakaks", the new clean-up crew.)
2. Teenacity folk (They're everywhere.)
3. Mr. Rayson*(constantly avoiding eye-contact, he's definately a prime suspect)
Who do you think it was?
[Rekha Anthea hops on to the drumset just in time to give us the DRUMROLL.]
It was........ the TEENACITY folks. No Suprise. Fatimah, the Sista'z and Mr.Rayson* aren't even in the same "crazy league" as these people. They're just outta the world!
As for the disappearance of Pastor Andy, the CSI experts through a hidden clue, have come to only one conclusion : Pastor Andy IS the Orange M&M.
But HOW? The high level intake of Hot Lemon Tea(Teh-O-Limau-Panas) combined with the increasing amount of "Teh Tarik" in his system has caused a chemical imbalance, bringing out an alter-ego character(Orange M&M) that comes to life only on MONDAYs.
This post is a fictional tribute to our beloved Pastor Andy on his recent commisioning as Youth Pastor & also on his ****th Birthday on the 5th of March 2007. And just for the record, *Mr Rayson is a nice and friendly chap and he loves listening to Howie Day.
Credits to Nikki, our in-house image editor. The world will be pretty normal without him.
Credits to Nikki, our in-house image editor. The world will be pretty normal without him.
